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			 _ I THINK I might almost have said the last: somewhere, indeed, in 
the uttermost glens of the Lammermuir or among the southwestern 
hills there may yet linger a decrepid representative of this bygone 
good fellowship; but as far as actual experience goes, I have only 
met one man in my life who might fitly be quoted in the same breath 
with Andrew Fairservice, - though without his vices.  He was a man 
whose very presence could impart a savour of quaint antiquity to 
the baldest and most modern flower-plots.  There was a dignity 
about his tall stooping form, and an earnestness in his wrinkled 
face that recalled Don Quixote; but a Don Quixote who had come 
through the training of the Covenant, and been nourished in his 
youth on WALKER'S LIVES and THE HIND LET LOOSE.
Now, as I could not bear to let such a man pass away with no sketch 
preserved of his old-fashioned virtues, I hope the reader will take 
this as an excuse for the present paper, and judge as kindly as he 
can the infirmities of my description.  To me, who find it so 
difficult to tell the little that I know, he stands essentially as 
a GENIUS LOCI.  It is impossible to separate his spare form and old 
straw hat from the garden in the lap of the hill, with its rocks 
overgrown with clematis, its shadowy walks, and the splendid 
breadth of champaign that one saw from the north-west corner.  The 
garden and gardener seem part and parcel of each other.  When I 
take him from his right surroundings and try to make him appear for 
me on paper, he looks unreal and phantasmal: the best that I can 
say may convey some notion to those that never saw him, but to me 
it will be ever impotent.
The first time that I saw him, I fancy Robert was pretty old 
already: he had certainly begun to use his years as a stalking 
horse.  Latterly he was beyond all the impudencies of logic, 
considering a reference to the parish register worth all the 
reasons in the world, "I AM OLD AND WELL STRICKEN IN YEARS," he was 
wont to say; and I never found any one bold enough to answer the 
argument.  Apart from this vantage that he kept over all who were 
not yet octogenarian, he had some other drawbacks as a gardener.  
He shrank the very place he cultivated.  The dignity and reduced 
gentility of his appearance made the small garden cut a sorry 
figure.  He was full of tales of greater situations in his younger 
days.  He spoke of castles and parks with a humbling familiarity.  
He told of places where under-gardeners had trembled at his looks, 
where there were meres and swanneries, labyrinths of walk and 
wildernesses of sad shrubbery in his control, till you could not 
help feeling that it was condescension on his part to dress your 
humbler garden plots.  You were thrown at once into an invidious 
position.  You felt that you were profiting by the needs of 
dignity, and that his poverty and not his will consented to your 
vulgar rule.  Involuntarily you compared yourself with the 
swineherd that made Alfred watch his cakes, or some bloated citizen 
who may have given his sons and his condescension to the fallen 
Dionysius.  Nor were the disagreeables purely fanciful and 
metaphysical, for the sway that he exercised over your feelings he 
extended to your garden, and, through the garden, to your diet.  He 
would trim a hedge, throw away a favourite plant, or fill the most 
favoured and fertile section of the garden with a vegetable that 
none of us could eat, in supreme contempt for our opinion.  If you 
asked him to send you in one of your own artichokes, "THAT I WULL, 
MEM," he would say, "WITH PLEASURE, FOR IT IS MAIR BLESSED TO GIVE 
THAN TO RECEIVE."  Ay, and even when, by extra twisting of the 
screw, we prevailed on him to prefer our commands to his own 
inclination, and he went away, stately and sad, professing that 
"OUR WULL WAS HIS PLEASURE," but yet reminding us that he would do 
it "WITH FEELIN'S," - even then, I say, the triumphant master felt 
humbled in his triumph, felt that he ruled on sufferance only, that 
he was taking a mean advantage of the other's low estate, and that 
the whole scene had been one of those "slights that patient merit 
of the unworthy takes."
In flowers his taste was old-fashioned and catholic; affecting 
sunflowers and dahlias, wallflowers and roses and holding in 
supreme aversion whatsoever was fantastic, new-fashioned or wild.  
There was one exception to this sweeping ban.  Foxgloves, though 
undoubtedly guilty on the last count, he not only spared, but 
loved; and when the shrubbery was being thinned, he stayed his hand 
and dexterously manipulated his bill in order to save every stately 
stem.  In boyhood, as he told me once, speaking in that tone that 
only actors and the old-fashioned common folk can use nowadays, his 
heart grew "PROUD" within him when he came on a burn-course among 
the braes of Manor that shone purple with their graceful trophies; 
and not all his apprenticeship and practice for so many years of 
precise gardening had banished these boyish recollections from his 
heart.  Indeed, he was a man keenly alive to the beauty of all that 
was bygone.  He abounded in old stories of his boyhood, and kept 
pious account of all his former pleasures; and when he went (on a 
holiday) to visit one of the fabled great places of the earth where 
he had served before, he came back full of little pre-Raphaelite 
reminiscences that showed real passion for the past, such as might 
have shaken hands with Hazlitt or Jean-Jacques.
But however his sympathy with his old feelings might affect his 
liking for the foxgloves, the very truth was that he scorned all 
flowers together.  They were but garnishings, childish toys, 
trifling ornaments for ladies' chimney-shelves.  It was towards his 
cauliflowers and peas and cabbage that his heart grew warm.  His 
preference for the more useful growths was such that cabbages were 
found invading the flower-pots, and an outpost of savoys was once 
discovered in the centre of the lawn.  He would prelect over some 
thriving plant with wonderful enthusiasm, piling reminiscence on 
reminiscence of former and perhaps yet finer specimens.  Yet even 
then he did not let the credit leave himself.  He had, indeed, 
raised "FINER O' THEM;" but it seemed that no one else had been 
favoured with a like success.  All other gardeners, in fact, were 
mere foils to his own superior attainments; and he would recount, 
with perfect soberness of voice and visage, how so and so had 
wondered, and such another could scarcely give credit to his eyes.  
Nor was it with his rivals only that he parted praise and blame.  
If you remarked how well a plant was looking, he would gravely 
touch his hat and thank you with solemn unction; all credit in the 
matter falling to him.  If, on the other hand, you called his 
attention to some back-going vegetable, he would quote Scripture: 
"PAUL MAY PLANT AND APOLLOS MAY WATER;" all blame being left to 
Providence, on the score of deficient rain or untimely frosts.
There was one thing in the garden that shared his preference with 
his favourite cabbages and rhubarb, and that other was the beehive.  
Their sound, their industry, perhaps their sweet product also, had 
taken hold of his imagination and heart, whether by way of memory 
or no I cannot say, although perhaps the bees too were linked to 
him by some recollection of Manor braes and his country childhood.  
Nevertheless, he was too chary of his personal safety or (let me 
rather say) his personal dignity to mingle in any active office 
towards them.  But he could stand by while one of the contemned 
rivals did the work for him, and protest that it was quite safe in 
spite of his own considerate distance and the cries of the 
distressed assistant.  In regard to bees, he was rather a man of 
word than deed, and some of his most striking sentences had the 
bees for text.  "THEY ARE INDEED WONDERFUL CREATURES, MEM," he said 
once.  "THEY JUST MIND ME O' WHAT THE QUEEN OF SHEBA SAID TO 
SOLOMON - AND I THINK SHE SAID IT WI' A SIGH, - 'THE HALF OF IT 
HATH NOT BEEN TOLD UNTO ME.'"
As far as the Bible goes, he was deeply read.  Like the old 
Covenanters, of whom he was the worthy representative, his mouth 
was full of sacred quotations; it was the book that he had studied 
most and thought upon most deeply.  To many people in his station 
the Bible, and perhaps Burns, are the only books of any vital 
literary merit that they read, feeding themselves, for the rest, on 
the draff of country newspapers, and the very instructive but not 
very palatable pabulum of some cheap educational series.  This was 
Robert's position.  All day long he had dreamed of the Hebrew 
stories, and his head had been full of Hebrew poetry and Gospel 
ethics; until they had struck deep root into his heart, and the 
very expressions had become a part of him; so that he rarely spoke 
without some antique idiom or Scripture mannerism that gave a 
raciness to the merest trivialities of talk.  But the influence of 
the Bible did not stop here.  There was more in Robert than quaint 
phrase and ready store of reference.  He was imbued with a spirit 
of peace and love: he interposed between man and wife: he threw 
himself between the angry, touching his hat the while with all the 
ceremony of an usher: he protected the birds from everybody but 
himself, seeing, I suppose, a great difference between official 
execution and wanton sport.  His mistress telling him one day to 
put some ferns into his master's particular corner, and adding, 
"Though, indeed, Robert, he doesn't deserve them, for he wouldn't 
help me to gather them," "EH, MEM," replies Robert, "BUT I WOULDNAE 
SAY THAT, FOR I THINK HE'S JUST A MOST DESERVIN' GENTLEMAN."  
Again, two of our friends, who were on intimate terms, and 
accustomed to use language to each other, somewhat without the 
bounds of the parliamentary, happened to differ about the position 
of a seat in the garden.  The discussion, as was usual when these 
two were at it, soon waxed tolerably insulting on both sides.  
Every one accustomed to such controversies several times a day was 
quietly enjoying this prize-fight of somewhat abusive wit - every 
one but Robert, to whom the perfect good faith of the whole quarrel 
seemed unquestionable, and who, after having waited till his 
conscience would suffer him to wait no more, and till he expected 
every moment that the disputants would fall to blows, cut suddenly 
in with tones of almost tearful entreaty: "EH, BUT, GENTLEMEN, I 
WAD HAE NAE MAIR WORDS ABOUT IT!"  One thing was noticeable about 
Robert's religion: it was neither dogmatic nor sectarian.  He never 
expatiated (at least, in my hearing) on the doctrines of his creed, 
and he never condemned anybody else.  I have no doubt that he held 
all Roman Catholics, Atheists, and Mahometans as considerably out 
of it; I don't believe he had any sympathy for Prelacy; and the 
natural feelings of man must have made him a little sore about 
Free-Churchism; but at least, he never talked about these views, 
never grew controversially noisy, and never openly aspersed the 
belief or practice of anybody.  Now all this is not generally 
characteristic of Scotch piety; Scotch sects being churches 
militant with a vengeance, and Scotch believers perpetual crusaders 
the one against the other, and missionaries the one to the other.  
Perhaps Robert's originally tender heart was what made the 
difference; or, perhaps, his solitary and pleasant labour among 
fruits and flowers had taught him a more sunshiny creed than those 
whose work is among the tares of fallen humanity; and the soft 
influences of the garden had entered deep into his spirit,
"Annihilating all that's made
To a green thought in a green shade."
But I could go on for ever chronicling his golden sayings or 
telling of his innocent and living piety.  I had meant to tell of 
his cottage, with the German pipe hung reverently above the fire, 
and the shell box that he had made for his son, and of which he 
would say pathetically:  "HE WAS REAL PLEASED WI' IT AT FIRST, BUT 
I THINK HE'S GOT A KIND O' TIRED O' IT NOW" - the son being then a 
man of about forty.  But I will let all these pass.  "'Tis more 
significant: he's dead."  The earth, that he had digged so much in 
his life, was dug out by another for himself; and the flowers that 
he had tended drew their life still from him, but in a new and 
nearer way.  A bird flew about the open grave, as if it too wished 
to honour the obsequies of one who had so often quoted Scripture in 
favour of its kind.  "Are not two sparrows sold for one farthing, 
and yet not one of them falleth to the ground."
Yes, he is dead.  But the kings did not rise in the place of death 
to greet him "with taunting proverbs" as they rose to greet the 
haughty Babylonian; for in his life he was lowly, and a peacemaker 
and a servant of God. _ 
                 
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