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				Title:     On Burning A Dull Poem 
			    Author: Jonathan Swift [More Titles by Swift ]		                
			     1729 An ass's hoof alone can hold
 That poisonous juice, which kills by cold.
 Methought, when I this poem read,
 No vessel but an ass's head
 Such frigid fustian could contain;
 I mean, the head without the brain.
 The cold conceits, the chilling thoughts,
 Went down like stupifying draughts;
 I found my head begin to swim,
 A numbness crept through every limb.
 In haste, with imprecations dire,
 I threw the volume in the fire;
 When, (who could think?) though cold as ice,
 It burnt to ashes in a trice.
 How could I more enhance its fame?
 Though born in snow, it died in flame.
 
 
 
 
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