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				Title:     Epigram From The French 
			    
Author: Jonathan Swift [
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Epigram from the French[1]
Who can believe with common sense,
A bacon slice gives God offence;
Or, how a herring has a charm
Almighty vengeance to disarm?
Wrapp'd up in majesty divine,
Does he regard on what we dine?
[Footnote 1: A French gentleman dining with some company on a fast-day, called for some bacon and eggs. The rest were very angry, and reproved him for so heinous a sin; whereupon he wrote the following lines, which are translated above:
  "Peut-on croire avec bon sens
    Qu'un lardon le mil en colere,
  Ou, que manger un hareng,
    C'est un secret pour lui plaire?
  En sa gloire envelope,
  Songe-t-il bien de nos soupes?"--_H_.]
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Jonathan Swift's poem: Epigram From The French
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